Hello, amazing people! Today is Day 0 of my epic journey from ‘a little extra’ to ‘a lot less.’ I’m here to share every laugh, sweat, and piece of buttery naan along the way. Get ready for a rollercoaster of fitness fun!
The Belly Chronicles: My Rotund Tummy Tales
Imagine my tummy growing faster than pani puri at a street food stall. It’s getting rounder by the day, and I’m half expecting it to burst like a balloon at a birthday party. Man boobs? Check. Stamina? Nowhere to be found. It’s like my energy decided to take a leave of absence!
Why Am I Doing This? And Why Tell Everyone?
Today is December 24th, and tomorrow, on Christmas Day, I’ve decided to kick off my fitness journey. Now, why spill the beans online? Simple – I’m counting on you guys to keep me in check. Public accountability, they call it. I’m lazy but honest, or maybe honestly lazy – you get the drift!
My Fitness Journey Rewind: Two Years Ago, I Was a 75kg Dynamo
Flashback to when I was a fitness ninja (well, almost). Two years ago, I weighed a decent 75kg, and my tummy was more like a distant cousin than a close relative. Fast forward to now, and consistency took a vacation. Time to brush off that dictionary and add ‘consistency’ before I turn into a metaphorical elephant.
Game Plan for the Tummy Takeover
Wondering what’s on my agenda? Brace yourselves:
- Strength training: Push, pull, leg workouts – the whole shebang!
- Cardio exercises: Because dodging responsibilities totally counts, right?
- Intermittent fasting: Let’s face it – food is both the problem and the solution.
- Walking 10,000 steps: A warm-up for the crucial walk to the fridge.
The Stats: The Truth About My Measurements
No secrets here. Check out my current dimensions:
- Weight: 93 kg
- Height: 5.7 (No magical height changes happening here!)
- Chest: 44 inches
- Waist: 41 inches
- Hip: 44 inches
No Bullseye, Just Desi Dreams… And a Dad Bod Deadline
Targets? Nah, too fancy. Right now, I just want fitness to be my permanent roomie. If I manage that, the disappearing inches and kilograms can throw their own party.
The Dad Bod Revelation
Real talk – I’m going to be a dad in April! No way I’m letting my future kid see a dad-bod disaster. They say a child’s first hero is their dad, and I plan to be a superhero – spandex optional.
Warning: Brace Yourself for Some Awkward Pics
To the brave souls still with me, sorry for the cringe-worthy mental images. Let’s hope that next year, you’ll be scrolling through pics of my fab transformation – and maybe a few more terrible jokes.
Stay tuned for the laughs and struggles as I wobble, puff, and crunch my way to a healthier and fitter version of me. Until next time, keep smiling and stay fabulously fit! 💪😂